apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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