i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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