White coat. Heels.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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