what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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