Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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