You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i don't like sucking hair
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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