love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
