someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
only if we run a train.
done.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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