OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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