He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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