shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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