I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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