just tell him i said nine months
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
