She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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