your thong is hanging out like whoa
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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