Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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