butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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