Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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