my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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