He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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