I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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