Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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