There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
birth control should be required to get into college
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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