i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You have to summon your inner elephant
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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