ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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