So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If I die, sorry about rent.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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