this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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