Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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