I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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