i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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