I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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