Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
