Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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