NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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