Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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