your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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