I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
COCAINE IS GR8
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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