this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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