i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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