Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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