Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
If that was your dad, he is hot
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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