I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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