Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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