Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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