I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Operation Purity has been aborted
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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