Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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