i jhust puked up my retainher.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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