I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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