I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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