It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize