think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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