oh god the rape fog is back!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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