I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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