I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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