Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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